"Peckers"
Night Train
Lately, my fifth-grade son
has been drawing boobs and peckers on his class
assignments. My wife Susie brings home one of
Danny’s construction paper artworks with a
Post-It Note from the teacher attached that
says, “Please re-enforce the message that this
imagery is inappropriate.” The imagery appears
to be a stick-figure with a giant phallus
pointing straight down. I could argue to Mrs.
Peterson that an archetype is working through
Danny, but I don’t. One of my work-crews roofed
her house last summer.
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"Motor
Repair"
Identity Theory
Dave’s in
the middle of this outpatient treatment program
with a bunch of other court-ordered drunks
because three weeks ago he got off his shift at
the community college where he works as a lead
maintenance technician, had too many beers at
Applebee’s bar and drove his Harley Heritage
Softail into a row of mailboxes and ended up
concussed on some guy’s driveway.
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"Model Man"
Pindeldyboz
Nancy is in a fetal curl on the kitchen floor as
she phones her husband at work. "I called an
ambulance," she says. "My stomach kills."
"Is it on the way?" asks Wade.
"Is what on
the way?"
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"The
Absence or Addition of Fish"
Word Riot
Your task
is to read the opening scene from the following
unfinished screenplay and keep writing until you
finish a three-act screenplay, which you will
present at semester's end in my office.
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